What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 12:15

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Diamonds Are Forever
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
In the last 500 years, have there been civilizations whose cruelty matched that of Nazi Germany?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why do I smell bad even though I have good hygiene?
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Octopussy
Why does it matter so much to atheists that God doesn't exist?
Live and Let Die
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why do some straight men enjoy wearing women's lingerie?
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
What should every American know before traveling to the UK?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Is the Las Vegas Grand Prix considered one of the "premier events on the Formula 1 calendar?"
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Can you explain the difference between an ego, soul, mind, and consciousness?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”